Things I didn't do today
- earn buzzillions of Brazilian pesos short-selling Citigroup derivatives
- learn any Klingon genealogy
- fly a crop-duster
- trick any toddlers into fighting each other
- eat Fritos at Tranquility Base
- stump a podiatrist
- juggle geoducks whilst whistling "Roll On, Columbia, Roll On."
- bag groceries as a SuperTarget bagboy
- trample upon the freedoms of Laotian frequent fliers selling lotion
- there are actually a lot more things I didn't do today
- but I meant to do these, or at least something similar to the items on this nicely-bulleted list
- and I didn't
- and I guess that's OK
- what didn't all y'all do today?
Maybe a good follow up post would be "Things I didn't not do today". Now I'm picturing the bird photo you took on the beach and wondering if maybe I should connect flicker to the blog so we can pause, mid-sarcasm, and realize that our last few bullets are oozing with placid thoughts.
ReplyDeleteOoh, good idea. Light up the Flickr, Blogeneral!
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